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Peach!? For a second I was really excited about this.  Then I realized I’ve used this floss so many times and I should know better…
Dare to dream!
Reach…
-phone cam

Peach!? For a second I was really excited about this.  Then I realized I’ve used this floss so many times and I should know better…

Dare to dream!

Reach…

-phone cam

This about everything we do.
Spoken here.
-Ira Glass (via reddit,com)

This about everything we do.

Spoken here.

-Ira Glass (via reddit,com)

Baseball, baseball.  A lot of standing around, waiting, watching.  Sporadically, you must sprint, running as fast as you can -faster than the ball!
If you don’t stretch afterwards, your muscles will ache tomorrow.  Then you run like you are dragging around weights all day.

Baseball, baseball.  A lot of standing around, waiting, watching.  Sporadically, you must sprint, running as fast as you can -faster than the ball!

If you don’t stretch afterwards, your muscles will ache tomorrow.  Then you run like you are dragging around weights all day.

Dad is awesome and brings me peeled and sliced apples with a toothpick to eat it.
Today the top tip of the toothpick is cut off.

Me: Dad, did you cut off the tip of this toothpick?
Dad: Yea, I didn’t want you to poke yourself on it.

My dad loves me, but he also thinks I’m 5 years old! *guffaw*

Dad is awesome and brings me peeled and sliced apples with a toothpick to eat it.

Today the top tip of the toothpick is cut off.

Me: Dad, did you cut off the tip of this toothpick?

Dad: Yea, I didn’t want you to poke yourself on it.

My dad loves me, but he also thinks I’m 5 years old! *guffaw*

When saying “meteorology” in my head, it sounds like a what happens when speaking with a mouth full of rocks.  It is a jumble and scraping of the syllables as sound travels through the cracks.

-MS Paint

When saying “meteorology” in my head, it sounds like a what happens when speaking with a mouth full of rocks.  It is a jumble and scraping of the syllables as sound travels through the cracks.

-MS Paint

Does anyone else find Bjork incredibly fascinating?

Sometimes a combination of everyday situations make me feel bat shit crazy and melodramatic.  When I finally realize it, a clean defusion is all I need.  Shut it down!

-MS Paint

Sometimes a combination of everyday situations make me feel bat shit crazy and melodramatic.  When I finally realize it, a clean defusion is all I need.  Shut it down!

-MS Paint


Jessica:  if nitty gritty was a house, you’d always be there! rolling in its beds and eating its food

Painfully true.
-MS paint

Jessica:  if nitty gritty was a house, you’d always be there! rolling in its beds and eating its food

Painfully true.

-MS paint

It’s hard times when distractions get so tempting and deadlines are approaching!!
-MS Paint

It’s hard times when distractions get so tempting and deadlines are approaching!!

-MS Paint